Saturday, December 7, 2019
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Wednesday, November 27, 2019
Dear Bundaberg, I truly enjoy your seasonal Ginger Beer and admit it tastes like Christmas. However, I can no longer ignore the horrific grammatical smear you added to help distinguish between your regular and seasonal beverage. (Warning: The following description may be confusing to all users) NATURALLY FLAVORED WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS I could list a slew of synonyms for natural and flavor as well as dozens of ways you could have, and should have, edited and revised this abhorrent overuse of the same two words in a 6 word description. Shame on you! I foresee how you may argue a word differential in your change of tenses; however, naturally flavored changed into natural flavors breaks a rule that cannot be forgiven . . . antimeria- using one part of speech as another part of speech, such as using a noun as if it were a verb. - (Don't mess with a nerd obsessed with grammar!) One more thing ... I believe Australians speak the Queen's English. This fact was verified by my father, Roger Owens Bailey (@grandpa_bailey), who not only spent two years in Melbourne but is also the nicest, kindest, sweetest, thoughtful, loving, gentle (see what I did there) humans on Earth. If this drink is made in Australia by employees who speak a supposed superior English compared to the English spoken by Americans, somebody better call the Queen. I'd love the honor if those down under find the task a bit daunting. Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans!
Monday, November 18, 2019
Sunday, November 17, 2019
Friday, November 1, 2019
Tuesday, October 29, 2019
Saturday, October 19, 2019
Saturday, September 28, 2019
Nick Rimando. The G.O.A.T. The Man. The Myth. The Legend. The holder of every goalkeeping record in Major League Soccer is retiring. Although there are two games left in the regular season and maybe, just maybe, a possible stab at post season playoffs, Sunday's home match will be the last time we will see Rimando stand in the goal box, a fixture sewn into the mind of fans. He will be missed but the soul of #RSL18 is forever etched in the RioT.
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Monday, September 9, 2019
It's official . . . On Saturday, my baby brother married his best friend and soul mate. It was a beautiful ceremony, delicious luncheon and delightful reception filled with family, friends, laughter and joy. After the rush of guests died down, Craig danced with my mom and Ashley danced with her dad. Once the bride and groom hit the floor, an impromptu dance party followed; I was a proud aunt as I watched my nephews tear up the dance floor with their killer hip/hop moves. (Oh, how I love and adore each one of them.) As the night sky began to twinkle with stars, an illuminated tunnel was formed as friends and family held sparklers from the steps of the house down to the end of the driveway where a car waited to whisk the newlyweds away. It was the perfect ending to a perfect day. #crashley #9·7·2019 📷 photo credit: Lindsay Bailey
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
·Brave Beck Security· When we leave the house, I imagine Beckerman putting on the old school suit of armor worn by the Lancer encased in glass at Granger-Danger-Drive-by-High. His ears perk, his eyes focus and his sense of smell heightens to a new level. Sir Beck-the-Man Bailey is in charge when we are not home. Enter at your own risk! He is a very loyal schnauzer. #beckermanmojibailey
Monday, August 26, 2019
Friday, August 23, 2019
You know your mom is cool when you both wear the FIFA 2019 Women's World Cup Championship t-shirt made by our favorite player, @carlilloyd! 🐐 (Carli Lloyd is the epitome of greatness when it comes to soccer- she respects the game and the flag on her shoulder.) You also know your mom is cool when she understands the offsides rule better than most refs. It's safe to say that fútbol flows through the veins of the Bailey clan! JUEGA! @realsaltlake @utahroyalsfc @uswnt @usmnt #55yardfieldgoal
Sunday, August 18, 2019
Sunday, August 11, 2019
Friday, August 9, 2019
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
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