Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Dear Bundaberg, I truly enjoy your seasonal Ginger Beer and admit it tastes like Christmas. However, I can no longer ignore the horrific grammatical smear you added to help distinguish between your regular and seasonal beverage. (Warning: The following description may be confusing to all users) NATURALLY FLAVORED WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS I could list a slew of synonyms for natural and flavor as well as dozens of ways you could have, and should have, edited and revised this abhorrent overuse of the same two words in a 6 word description. Shame on you! I foresee how you may argue a word differential in your change of tenses; however, naturally flavored changed into natural flavors breaks a rule that cannot be forgiven . . . antimeria- using one part of speech as another part of speech, such as using a noun as if it were a verb. - (Don't mess with a nerd obsessed with grammar!) One more thing ... I believe Australians speak the Queen's English. This fact was verified by my father, Roger Owens Bailey (@grandpa_bailey), who not only spent two years in Melbourne but is also the nicest, kindest, sweetest, thoughtful, loving, gentle (see what I did there) humans on Earth. If this drink is made in Australia by employees who speak a supposed superior English compared to the English spoken by Americans, somebody better call the Queen. I'd love the honor if those down under find the task a bit daunting. Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans!


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Sunday, July 28, 2019

If you know me, you know that soccer is a sport I L⚽VE and respect. Growing up in a home where soccer was life solidified my passion for the game. Between the four of us, someone always had practice and/or a game; I grew to enjoy watching my brothers play and admired my dad's coaching ability. When my mom wasn't caravanning us around, she was on the sideline teaching the rules of the game to parents who didn't understand. To this day, soccer still brings my family together. We are forever fans: RSL, URFC, USWNT, USMNT- I love it. This photo collage depicts my favorite USWNT player. Carli Lloyd is the kind of player who doesn't brag, stays humble, always thanks the refs and talks with the opposing team after each match. She works hard and plays hard. She doesn't invite politics into the game. I'm overjoyed that we walked away with another star and another World Cup; however, watching Carli Lloyd sit on the bench for most of the tournament was disheartening. And to be honest, I don't appreciate the politics that were brought into the game by another player(s). Fighting for equal pay is one thing. Boycotting the White House and POTUS should have never been an issue. I will continue to support women's soccer and have significant respect for the players who play for the right reason. I just hope that players like Mia Hamm, Julie Foudy, and Carli Lloyd are still out there.


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